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June 20, 2014

THERE IS NOTHING MORE UNNATURAL THAN NATURE

The Ferocious Bug That Sucks Prey Dry and Wears Their Corpses

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(Thanks to The Amazing Steve)

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Isn't that the Kardashian Mom?

We do this with Bears fans, but it's strictly ornamental. Until they get kinda frayed and stinky. Usually they're good until the Vikings game.

*waits, impatiently, for the Marquis to say "I have friends who call this foreplay"*

Pffft... tort reform would take care of that.

I had a girlfriend like that. Glad I made it out before the end...

The IRS Bug

Quick, everybody, run! It's a Lawyer Bug!

That is interesting that they wear their corpses. I wonder why. To show off their prize. Like a fisherman and his fish.

Reminds me of my niece's husband, a youth minister who also kills anything that moves. Then he pays big money to have it mounted to hang from the walls of his house.
We avoid that house.
He avoids us because it bugs him that we'd rather have the deer in the yard than on the wall.
I picture him telling his Sunday School class, "See, kids, God loves all his creations. He just loves Bambi hanging on the wall here better."

Some details aside, if the story had been about some critter (even a human. Say a high society woman) getting herself covered in squirrel pelts (like they used to do with foxes)(Hence 'putting on the dog') I bet the response from ALL members of this blog would be to cheer. Loudly. 'Hey sweety, let's go fancy tonight so you can put on the 'quirl'.

Maybe not.

There are a lot of women in south Florida that for this description.

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