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June 20, 2014

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Michael Hearns, 33, told deputies that he knew what he was doing was wrong, but pinned the blame for the Saturday heist on a brew of drugs, alcohol and energy drinks, according to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Let's play Guess the State, people.

A brew of drugs, alcohol and energy drinks, otherwise known as a 'Keith Richard with a twist of lime'.

As a tea drinker, I have to wonder: Did he actually brew them?

*snork* at mt! And the state's obvious, andonly a county away from me.

Will his job as the manager of the Wal-Mart still be there when he gets out?

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