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June 24, 2014

HAS ANYBODY SEEN LINDSAY LOHAN LATELY?

Woman jumps zoo barrier, tries to feed cookies to lions

(Thanks to Andrew Mendez)

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Let me guess - she had animal crackers.

Thus establishing her place on the food chain

They are now saying it was Madonna, not Lindsey Lohan, based on the way she was singing "Like a Persian."

This week, on an all-new Kardashians...

Boy, don't you with that was true?

She was an avid reader or something.
http://d.gr-assets.com/books/1367340236l/16057402.jpg

Performance art?

Ah, the lead that might have been.
"Woman tries to feed lions. Succeeds."

Was her name Cookie? The lions would have appreciated that.

I'm guessing alcohol might have been involved.

enabling cookies may have been a fatal error

Exactly why I divorced my ex-wife.

♪ ♫ ♬ ♭ You can't hide your lion eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lion eyes.... ♬ ♭ ♪ ♫

And yet she didn't win a Darwin Award. The lions are probably talking about the meal that got away.

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