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June 27, 2014

DUE TO OUR STRICT POLICY...

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(Thanks to John Lobert)

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The candidate for the next Nobel peace prize has been located

"Michael Fux, who made his fortune in mattresses..."

You can't make this stuff up!

I'm guessing he's either single or his wife kept her maiden name when they married. I know I would have.

'...a multimillionaire who made his fortune in mattresses..."

That sounds a lot more comfortable than that man who made his fortune in women's clothing. I mean, the high heels alone would kill a guy.

(before anyone beats me to it)

Unless, of course, the guy was RuPaul.

Number of Michaels given after reading article: zero.

He pronounces it FOO.

The article is no longer available for mobile.

judi will of course be fired.

i can't see it either oneblankspace

- from what i gather, *fux off* ?

Linkey no workey. judi? judi? JUDI!!!!?

Porn stars make their fortunes in mattresses too.

Sounds more like he made his fortune ON mattresses.

I was in the army with a guy named Dick Mobby

they always call the last name first then the first name during roll call.

you can imagine the response

Here's the working link. Hope you're not too lazy to cut & paste because I'm too lazy to put an HTML tag together. http://www.whdh.com/story/25864956/connecticut-mechanic-smashes-customers-rare-ferrari?fullsite&view=web&clienttype=generic&mobilecgbypass&force_mobile_off=1&mview=desktop

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