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June 27, 2014


Dead Facebook users will soon outnumber the living.

(Thanks to The Perts)


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So my mother is still a member even though she died two years ago?

This sounds like Mormons baptizing dead Jews like Anne Frank.

Facebook, what's Facebook?

Believe it or not, 30 million Facebook users died in the first eight years of its existence. In fact, 428 of them die every hour....
I may be going back to My Space if this is true.

I suspect most of the deaths are Facebook addicts who could not leave the keyboard long enough to eat or drink. If so, I'm OK with that.

Faces of Death-Book.

"Ever wonder what will happen to your Facebook account once you kick the bucket?"
Your posts/updates drop way off?

We can only hope this is Darwinism at its finest.

*so glad i never joined*


Stiff book

When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the Internet.

I have a page and visit it about 3 times a year. My wife on the other hand.......

Virtual Graveyard WBAGNFARB......

I have a Facebook account but I can't access it because I've forgotten my password. So I'm virtually dead?

>Facebook has over one billion users, and yet, more than 10,000 of them die everyday

What do they mean, "and yet"? If enough people sign up for Facebook, they all become immortal? Use Facebook, become a struldbrug?

Every year, Facebook wants me to buy a birthday gift for a friend who died two years ago. I've never asked how they deliver.

And they'll all be voting numerous times.

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