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Dead Facebook users will soon outnumber the living.
(Thanks to The Perts)
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Dead Facebook users will soon outnumber the living.
(Thanks to The Perts)
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So my mother is still a member even though she died two years ago?
This sounds like Mormons baptizing dead Jews like Anne Frank.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 27, 2014 at 09:39 AM
Facebook, what's Facebook?
Posted by: Riverview Dude | June 27, 2014 at 09:44 AM
Believe it or not, 30 million Facebook users died in the first eight years of its existence. In fact, 428 of them die every hour....
I may be going back to My Space if this is true.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 27, 2014 at 10:02 AM
I suspect most of the deaths are Facebook addicts who could not leave the keyboard long enough to eat or drink. If so, I'm OK with that.
Posted by: padraig | June 27, 2014 at 10:32 AM
Faces of Death-Book.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 27, 2014 at 10:55 AM
"Ever wonder what will happen to your Facebook account once you kick the bucket?"
Your posts/updates drop way off?
Posted by: Steve | June 27, 2014 at 11:00 AM
We can only hope this is Darwinism at its finest.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 27, 2014 at 11:01 AM
*so glad i never joined*
Posted by: ligirl | June 27, 2014 at 11:04 AM
*unfriend*
Posted by: Layzeeboy | June 27, 2014 at 11:19 AM
Stiff book
Posted by: El Greco | June 27, 2014 at 12:01 PM
When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the Internet.
Posted by: Wes S. | June 27, 2014 at 12:18 PM
I have a page and visit it about 3 times a year. My wife on the other hand.......
Posted by: LeDud | June 27, 2014 at 12:37 PM
Virtual Graveyard WBAGNFARB......
Posted by: Wolfsong | June 27, 2014 at 12:50 PM
I have a Facebook account but I can't access it because I've forgotten my password. So I'm virtually dead?
Posted by: Digger | June 27, 2014 at 03:03 PM
>Facebook has over one billion users, and yet, more than 10,000 of them die everyday
What do they mean, "and yet"? If enough people sign up for Facebook, they all become immortal? Use Facebook, become a struldbrug?
Posted by: Frank Davuco | June 27, 2014 at 04:35 PM
Every year, Facebook wants me to buy a birthday gift for a friend who died two years ago. I've never asked how they deliver.
Posted by: Ralph | June 27, 2014 at 06:16 PM
And they'll all be voting numerous times.
Posted by: BAB | June 29, 2014 at 09:53 AM