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June 03, 2014

CSI: THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST

Seattle police discover flaming bag of poop behind East Precinct

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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WBAGNFARB

"...The man also pleaded ignorance that it was against the law to burn bags of feces behind police stations."

There's a specific municipal code. Feces must be in a corrugated cardboard container before being ignited behind a police station. Bags of feces can only be burned in front of the mayor's front door on Halloween.

Uuuummmmm going to pass I think

Stampin' out crime...

...one bag o'poop at a time.

I saw it warming up for Nickelback. About what you'd expect.

You gotta admire the foresight of whoever made it against the law to burn feces behind police stations. A lot of us never would have thought of that.

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