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June 05, 2014

PERHAPS SNOOKI IS AVAILABLE

Couple left disappointed when celebrity panda Bao Bao declines wedding invitation despite bamboo dinner offer

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

CSI: CHICAGO

Using thermal imaging and a helicopter, police say they nabbed three men and a woman who broke into a rail car carrying pickles early this morning.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who says: "In Chicago, stealing pickles is sort of like stealing a baby Jesus from a creche)

NUMEROUS OFFICERS RESPONDED

Pittsburgh police were called to downtown Pittsburgh after a woman was walking around topless.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

NOT CREEPY AT ALL!

'Extreme toyboy', 31, takes 91-year-old girlfriend home to meet his mother

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WE LEARNED THIS THE HARD WAY

Don’t Get Drunk And Dress As A Panda While Carrying A Chicken Through A Fire

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby, who says "Apparently, some girl is about to marry this genius.")

OOPS

Zoo Vet Mistakes Employee In Gorilla Suit For An Actual Ape, Shoots Him With Tranquilizer

(Thanks to Ralph)

LOVE, CANADIAN STYLE

...he then began to commit an indecent act while holding a cucumber

(Thanks to The Perts)

THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS

A man who played a dancing hamster in Kia car commercials and was a backup dancer for Madonna has been charged with California disability fraud.

(Thanks to Jon Harris and Jay Brandes)

 
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