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June 03, 2014

AN OLDIE

Here's a story I wrote in 1991 about my favorite basketball player ever, Grant Long.

Also: Go Heat.

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR WHITESNAKE

Sperm-Inspired Robots Could Aid In Vitro Fertilization

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

Colm Keogh was only wearing underwear and one sock when he attacked a police horse in Hindley St, court hears

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Man Loses Needle in Arm, Finds It in ... Big Toe

(Thanks to Sharon [The Minx] Lurie)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Giant Replica of Psychic Octopus Snarls London Commute

(Thanks to Gargoyle Socks)

CSI: THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST

Seattle police discover flaming bag of poop behind East Precinct

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Barbecue explodes, runaway pig corralled on Barrie street

(Thanks to Ralph)

YOU KNOW THE SQUIRRELS WERE BEHIND THIS

Woman Knocked Out Cold By Aggressive Neighborhood Hawk

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Rob Simbeck)

SEND THIS JUDGE TO WASHINGTON

Florida judge accused of punching attorney

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

THEY WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT BABY POWDER

Thieves take 13,000 diapers from NC nonprofit

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Jealous girlfriend hits boyfriend with machete while he was driving his car in Chelsea

(Thanks to Ricky Anderson)

SO HOW WAS YOUR COMMUTE?

Truck carrying poop spills cargo onto Route 80 West

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

GUYS IN ACTION

Man attempting to blow nose and smoke cigarette at same time winds up burning house down

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Man called 911 on wife for 'throwing out his beer'

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WE WOULD FORM WORDS BY POINTING TO LETTERS ON THEIR FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

If we found aliens, how would we talk to them?

(Thanks to The Perts)

 
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