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May 09, 2014

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

NEW YORK, May 8 (UPI) --  A former NYPD officer, who was arrested in 2012 for conspiring to kidnap, murder, cook and eat women, has gotten a job working as a chef at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in lower Manhattan in order to "kill time."

(Thanks to Another Ralph, who says, "Hey, anybody seen Bob?")

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Reduce. Reuse. Recycle. Reheat.

Easing prison overcrowding one stew at a time.

Because nobody can eat just one.

I'll just have a salad.

Here's the Daily News take.

As we say in my family, one less for dinner.

He measured only a 3.1 on the Lecter Scale.

Probably an improvement on the normal fare.

"Is Bob joining us for dinner?"
"Kinda...."

--"Yo, who signed off on dis order for fifty pounds of fava beans and a case of Chianti? What, we havin' a party?"

"To Serve A Man..."

Timothy, Timothy, where on earth did you goooo....

"Who do you think's in the burgers?!!"
-- from "You Can't Do That on Television"

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