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May 26, 2014

WE'RE GUESSING TEENAGED BOYS

Pop quiz: which animal communicates by farting?

(Thanks to Ryan Jentzsch)

Related: Farts Candy wins 'Most Innovative' at Chicago sweets show

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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John Scalzi's book, Agent to the Stars, introduces a peaceful alien that communicates mostly by farting. The smell, not the sound, is the communication medium. I, um, strongly recommend the book. It could have come from the Barry School.

Speaking of the candy, what, in heavens name, came in second?

Send the herring to Washington.

I think ( fut ) it's high time we ( fut ) dispensed with this puerile obsession about ( fut ) ( fut ) ( fut ) you-know-what. There. I've said it, and I feel better. ( fut )

If you are hard of herring you may not detect this.

Send the farts to Washington.

Trick Question?

They all do!!!

Doctor Who once met a species like that.

If you've got twenty minutes, here it is

What are they saying?
Generally, "It's not you. I just need my space."

WARNING: DO NOT MIX POP ROCKS WITH FART CANDY MENTOS AND DIET COKE.

....and if you do please post a video!!

Didn't Herring Farts open for Phish? Heckuva show!

Oneblank. thank you for the link toi the funniest TV parody I've seen in all of May!

Good catch!!! Or do you need that translated to...

Scalzi stole that idea from Brian Aldiss' THE DARK LIGHTYEARS. Everybody steals from Brian Aldiss. If you are going to steal, steal gold.

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