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May 06, 2014

WE NEED TO BAN THOSE THINGS

Birmingham vet reports increase in dogs swallowing underpants

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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My dog would swallow boots if he could.

Ban the dogs, or the underpants?

Two notes: I've seen something called "edible underwear". Now, I'm not sure what this is for, but it sounds hopeful.
Also, "...chocolate proving the greatest menace." So, remember, Folks, keep that chocolate OUT of your underwear.
'Course, that may mean giving up reading Dave Barry.

Why all the complaining. You'll get your underpants back in the end.

When underwear is outlawed, only outlaws will have underwear. And that's weird because most outlaws don't wear underwear anyway.

and you know this because...?

I saw Dogs Swallowing Underpants open for Men at Work.

Not a problem in France.

Eat my shorts!

boxers ?

Perhaps people should just stop leaving their knickers laying around where the dog can find them (you know, living room, back lawn, under bushes, etc.)

Dogs used to be very aggressive about this.

Let's not "DIS" the dog

"... slug pellets?"

Wait, I don't want to know.

Launder responsibly.

I blame Lady GaGa for her popularization of meat undergarments.

Key most read article on that site:

Acocks Green man who killed his dad and left his mum brain-damaged is found hanged

Didn't that vet nurse used to be on'Friends?'

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