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May 22, 2014

IT'S A MIRACLE

Brain implant turned man into passionate Johnny Cash fan

(Thanks to PirateBoy)

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If he had a lobotomy, he'd like Barry Manilow

Looks like there's a new field of medicine opening up here.

Implant your favorite artist!

Johnny Cash
Elvis
Prince
Michal Jackson

Yeah obsessive compulsive order definitely cured... Yah..

At least he didn't start collecting hamster butts.

I saw Johnny Cash warming up for Willie Nelson. Helluva show.

Hamster butts? Can I get those with extra cheese?

If this guy would have had a much higher IQ (Think "Sheldon Level IQ"), he would now be a passionate Barry Manilow fan.

JG beat me to it.

Hey it could be Bieber worse.

My penile implant turned me into a passionate Liz Phair fan.

Yes we could obtain obsessive compulsive disorder over the RBR's. (ha)

Someone was punked.

"... and here's the $ 2,500 we saved you on your health insurance. "

( brain stimulation begins )

" Hey, thanks ! "

In a little cabaret
In a south Texas border town
Sat a boy and his guitar
And the people came from all around and all the girls
Were snapping fingers tapping toes and putting jewelry in hock
To get an implant
So they could listen
To the little dark haired boy who played the Tennessee flat top box and he would play

A Synapse Named Sue

I kept a close watch on this OCD of mine
I kept my eyes wide open all the time
I kept the ends out of the tie that binds
Because I'm insane, there's an implant in my brain.

I find it very easy to love Johnny Cash
I find myself alone when playing my music stash
Yes, I'll admit that people take me for white trash
Because I'm insane, there's an implant in my brain.

As sure as night is dark and day is light
Jonnny's going the Jackson both day and night
And happiness I've known proves that it's right
Because I'm insane, there's an implant in my brain.

I kept a close watch on this OCD of mine
I kept my eyes wide open all the time
I kept the ends out of the tie that binds
Because I'm insane, there's an implant in my brain.


Awesome MAX ! I was rapping my toes to it.

We have learned that the corpse of Elton John is coming to portland, don't these dirtbags know when to call it a day. JC had the grace to go out in style.

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