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May 14, 2014

IN ACCORDANCE WITH OUR STRICT POLICY, WE ARE NOT MAKING FUN OF HIS NAME

Man arrested after taking off pants at Rock Hill Waffle House

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Attention nursecindy: North Carolinians are getting out of control again. Time to fire up the taser.

smallwood

excellent

Jeff
We are going to get the bikini wax mobile revved up

With a name like "Smallwood" there probably wasn't a lot to talk about

Jeff - what would we aim at?

Christopher Ryan Smallwood ==>
A hotly parched moron swirls
A caped moron whirls shortly
Psychodrama Trios Hell-worn
A Scrimshawed Roll or Python
Older Sporty Chairman Howls
Sporty armadillo chews horn
Sorrow: a Latched Shrimp Only

Attention all guys - sunlight does NOT make them grow.

But he looks so remorseful.

Jeff we're always out of control. For some reason it's just now making the news!

Smallwood? In Latin we could say "Nomen Omen".

"a Rock Hill police officer working overtime"
I hope he gets double for coping with that.

Exactly why I avoid Waffle House. If I want to have conversations about private parts, ....wait I never want conversations like that! There are so many more
"productive" ways to spend your timeQ

The fortunate thing is he didn't have a single shred of dignity left to lose.

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