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May 30, 2014

'I'M 85 YEARS OLD. IF YOU WANT TO SHOOT, GO AHEAD AND SHOOT'

Robber no match for elderly casino couple

And stay off their lawn.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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And stay off their lawn.

"You and your gun couldn't hold up your pants...blah, blah blah."

A robber that drives a Lexus? I'm not surprised he didn't think to look in her purse. That's usually the last place you find money. Oh wait...... I truly believe our crooks are getting dumber.

Is our home invaders learning? Not!

"Maybe between the two of us we could have taken him down. I don't know. But he ain't going to get my money. I know that," Betty said.

You go, Betty!

The Geezer Bus is always the safest way to travel.

Don't those elderly people have anything better to do than hang around casinos and win money ?

so now they've beaten a two-armed bandit

she was 14, he was 19, it was 1948.

I did the math on their marrieage dates too One. Hey back then you got married. Today you go to jail.

Or perhaps she is still lying about her age.

I'm 85 years old. I'm Superman.

Send them to Washington! And make Betty head of the Treasury.

"Maybe between the two of us we could have taken him down. I don't know. But he ain't going to get my money. I know that," Betty said.

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