Here is where we stand:
Last week Jack Bauer had no choice but to shoot several randomly selected individuals in the thigh so he could create a panic and run into the American embassy in London, where he plans to interrogate the innocent American soldier who has been wrongly charged with shooting off his drone. In fact this was the work of a high-tech plot device that is now in the hands of Creepy Terrorist Mom.
Naturally the CIA is totally unaware of any of this and is devoting all of its resources to trying to stop Jack, which is OK by us because some of its resources are hot.
Edgar is still dead.
Be sure to tune into the comments section after tonight’s episode for the traditional amazing recap by The Amazing Steve.
UPDATE: OK, apparently the blog came back to life last night while we were watching 24, but we didn't know this because we were busy watching 24, and therefore posted no updates. If we had posted updates, the main one would be HOLY CRAP CREEPY TERRORIST MOM HAD HER HENCHPERSONS WHACK OFF HER DAUGHTER'S FINGER HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP.
Anyway, we see that The Amazing Steve performed his usual amazingness, so you should scroll down through the comments and read his recap.
We will attempt to resume normal blogging, whatever that means, later this morning.
But seriously: HOLY CRAP.