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May 04, 2014

BUT IT DIES HAPPY

This Marsupial Has Marathon Sex Until It Goes Blind and Drops Dead

(Thanks to Charles Cates, who says "I guess my mom was right.")

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what a way to go! If he was a junior high student, his
peers would be green with envy!

Lucky!!!

Driving males to such feats are astronomical levels of testosterone. Think of an MMA fight wrapped in an Insane Clown Posse concert wrapped in the Insane Clown Posse playing during an MMA fight. While the hormone mobilizes all the sugars in the antechinus’ body so it doesn’t need to feed for the three-week orgy.

I'll have what that marsupial's having, barkeep!

why does this "guy thing" NOT surprise me?

Woodstock for small furry creatures.

Honest! I will love you until the day I die.

He does that just to get out of calling the next day.

"I sentence you to death... by snou snou!"

"Males relentlessly bound from partner to partner, as massive hormone releases in their bodies cause their immune systems to crash and their fur to fall out."

Sounds like my last husband, but he claimed it was diabetes.

I guess that there's some truth to the adage, "If you don't stop, you'll go blind."

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