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April 29, 2014

THERE WAS ALSO SOME SPITTING

Charges: Man rams 3 cars, 1 truck after he's turned down for date

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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Austin Not-Yet-Reddy-For-Primetime.

I can't figure out where his strategy went wrong.

In other words... Ladies, he's still available!

Somebody doesn't take rejection very well do they? How do you hit 4 cars and only do $14,000 worth of damage? wanderer2575, I think I'll pass but thanks for pointing that out.

He's still single? Who would have thunk it!

He figured she must be one of those women who like bad boys.

You just know they will get hitched.

And it will be a bodacious wedding involving SWAT teams from at least three counties.

Keep Austin weird. Actually, just keep him.

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