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April 06, 2014

THE HAMSTER, MEANWHILE, HAS BEEN AWARDED A FLORIDA LICENSE

Woman who drove drunk with hamster on her lap in Beaverton finishes diversion

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Too bad she didn't drive through Hamsterton with her pet beaver in her lap.

Just sayin'.

Isn't driving drunk with a hamster in your lap enough of a diversion?

I'd hafta be REALLY drunk before I allowed a hamster (or any other rodent, or furry ankle-biter-type critter) anywhere NEAR my lap ...

Were they sexting or texting?

Another reason why cellular phones (and hamsters)
are dangerous...

jeez you sure pick on us Oregonians, surely there are stupid folk all over this great land ! Like say in Californiaaaa

Clearly inspired by Punxsutawney Phil and Bill Murray.

Hamster...lap...Beaverton. Am I the only one who sees the connections here?

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