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April 11, 2014
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Shouldn't there be quotes around the word romantic?
Posted by: jon | April 11, 2014 at 05:03 PM
Sweemvear...
Posted by: Clankazoid | April 11, 2014 at 05:06 PM
Romantic? That is so cock.
Posted by: manual tomato | April 11, 2014 at 06:31 PM
I can't decide which is more alluring. The one with the woman eating the watermelon or the woman pre-positioned in the car trunk. How convenient is that?
Posted by: Make It Rain | April 11, 2014 at 06:49 PM
That's not the tail we're looking for....
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 11, 2014 at 07:27 PM
In Soviet Russia, dating site embarrassed to be on YOU!
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | April 11, 2014 at 08:26 PM
Putin explained.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 11, 2014 at 08:35 PM
Knife - check.
Swords - check.
Face mask - check.
Picture of cute fluffy dog - whaa??
Mom! Your ruining my image!
Posted by: markhh | April 12, 2014 at 07:55 AM
Dr. Zhivahellyes..
Posted by: Sean In Akron | April 12, 2014 at 08:05 AM
Some of these scared me with the thought that, maybe, I wasn't getting the message they intended.
Then, even scarier, maybe I was.
Posted by: Steve | April 12, 2014 at 09:15 AM
She had me at the watermelon.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | April 12, 2014 at 06:48 PM
YO, it is in poor taste to poke fun on folks trying there best in bad situations.
Posted by: billb | April 12, 2014 at 11:37 PM
EDIT - their, not there
Posted by: billb | April 12, 2014 at 11:38 PM
And they wonder why Putin got divorced!
Posted by: FredKey | April 13, 2014 at 06:55 AM