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March 07, 2014

WHEN YOU REALLY WANT TO IMPRESS FRAULEIN HELGA

The Monocle Returns as a Fashion Accessory

(Thanks to jon harris)

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Yet another reason to beat the crap out of hate on hipsters.

Agh! They said "artisanal!" Run away, run away!

All right, here's your monocle and our written guarantee that no one will take you seriously while wearing it.

Why would any man want to look like Mr.Peanut? It just doesn't do it for me.

Why would any man want to look like Mr.Peanut? It just doesn't do it for me.

I have no idea why my comment posted twice. My apologies to all.

Does it make me a geezer that I understood Judi's "Fraulein Helga" remark? Or just a dummkopf?

How's he keeping that on?

For when you want to send the message "Please laugh at me."

I suppose it could be useful if you only had one eye......

Maybe it will help them see how pathetic their scrubby beards look.

Practice your " Mwa ah ah's " first.

Only good if you are a Cyclops.

Yes, wanderer2575, I'll make room for you on the bus.

I'm happy to report that here in my corner of hipster HQ Brooklyn, I have yet to see anyone wearing a monocle. Admittedly, though, I haven't been outside yet today...

I don't understand why anyone with more than one eye would want a monocle. I can't imagine saying "I'm nearsighted in both eyes, but I only really want to see well out of the left one."

First the neckbeard, then the fedora, now the monocle.

I have to agree with Jeff on this one.

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