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Keith Richards to Write a Children's Book
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
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Keith Richards to Write a Children's Book
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
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Pop-upper or pop-downer? Maybe just pop-topper.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 12, 2014 at 05:38 PM
Working Title: Sticks and the Stoned?
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 12, 2014 at 05:43 PM
and Samuel L. Jackson will read the audio version
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | March 12, 2014 at 05:45 PM
Nah, Keith has to read it himself:
"Now kids, listen to your Uncle Keith. I'm gonna teach you how to tell the difference between good drugs and bad drugs."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 12, 2014 at 06:52 PM
"Then the big fookin' giant fell down the giant fookin' beanstalk..."
Posted by: padraig | March 12, 2014 at 08:31 PM
Note to readers: please do not snort my ashes. Thank you.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 12, 2014 at 08:38 PM
*Snork* Padraig.
Plus also, women and children off the street and out of the library.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | March 12, 2014 at 10:00 PM
"Kids, Uncle Keith is here! Now get the f00k to bed."
Posted by: funny man | March 13, 2014 at 12:06 AM
Two ghost writers for a children's book? One to refresh his vodka tonic, the other to hold the ashtray?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 13, 2014 at 12:56 AM
One to edit out the inappropriate material, and the other to follow behind and fill up the blank pages.
Posted by: Betsy | March 13, 2014 at 01:01 AM
I don't know why people have problems with Richards and children, his son Jack turned out alright didn't he, became a captain and everything.
Posted by: max | March 13, 2014 at 02:32 AM
"Hopped-Up Pop".
Posted by: Lairbo | March 13, 2014 at 07:16 AM
Anyone who has seen the Stones perform will see they guy is still very capable.
Sorry. As Padraig would say, "Fookin' capable."
Posted by: Steve | March 13, 2014 at 07:35 AM
Any chance for a joint book signing?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | March 13, 2014 at 09:21 AM
AWBH: Keif (As he is called) obviously doesn't require a ghost writer. I suspect he *is* a ghost writer, having died somewhere around 30 years ago. It's just that his body lives on....
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 13, 2014 at 10:58 AM
Of course this is still one of the funniest ff........riggin' moments ever by a musical guest on SNL: http://freemontsoffice.com/2010/11/29/jagger-as-richards/ (starts about :50, gets better in the 2nd half of the point-counterpoint)
Posted by: padraig | March 13, 2014 at 03:09 PM
I think of him as a very capable guitarist and ghost, too! Saw them play in LA a ways back. A new band opened for them - Guns 'n Roses. I still have the t-shirt - the Steel Wheels tour!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 13, 2014 at 03:29 PM
Gimme Stroller
Posted by: poker | March 13, 2014 at 09:11 PM
PirateBoy, the old rumor was that the lads had a doc that would change out their blood with groupie blood every week, so they trash their own bodies, but the damage went away in the old blood, and the young-stuff blood pumping threw their veins keeps them going forever. You and I will pass on but M and K will live to be 1111
Posted by: billb | March 13, 2014 at 11:18 PM
the very cold turkey
Posted by: ligirl | March 14, 2014 at 10:43 AM
careful you dont fall outta that tree, man.
Posted by: queensbee | March 14, 2014 at 11:19 AM
First a kiddie book.
Then a gig for PBS as a "health consultant" who also
sings or plays...
Then political office...
???
Weirder
thingspeople have happened...Posted by: funny man | March 14, 2014 at 03:54 PM