WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG, MAN?

Keith Richards to Write a Children's Book

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Comments

[Loudmouth]

Pop-upper or pop-downer? Maybe just pop-topper.

[PirateBoy]

Working Title: Sticks and the Stoned?

[Bill Hudgins]

and Samuel L. Jackson will read the audio version

[Jeff Meyerson]

Nah, Keith has to read it himself:

"Now kids, listen to your Uncle Keith. I'm gonna teach you how to tell the difference between good drugs and bad drugs."

[padraig]

"Then the big fookin' giant fell down the giant fookin' beanstalk..."

[Meanie the Blue]

Note to readers: please do not snort my ashes. Thank you.

[HogsAteMySister]

*Snork* Padraig.

Plus also, women and children off the street and out of the library.

[funny man]

"Kids, Uncle Keith is here! Now get the f00k to bed."

[Annie Where-but-here]

Two ghost writers for a children's book? One to refresh his vodka tonic, the other to hold the ashtray?

[Betsy]

One to edit out the inappropriate material, and the other to follow behind and fill up the blank pages.

[max]

I don't know why people have problems with Richards and children, his son Jack turned out alright didn't he, became a captain and everything.

[Lairbo]

"Hopped-Up Pop".

[Steve]

Anyone who has seen the Stones perform will see they guy is still very capable.
Sorry. As Padraig would say, "Fookin' capable."

[Not My Usual Alias]

Any chance for a joint book signing?

[PirateBoy]

AWBH: Keif (As he is called) obviously doesn't require a ghost writer. I suspect he *is* a ghost writer, having died somewhere around 30 years ago. It's just that his body lives on....

[padraig]

Of course this is still one of the funniest ff........riggin' moments ever by a musical guest on SNL: http://freemontsoffice.com/2010/11/29/jagger-as-richards/ (starts about :50, gets better in the 2nd half of the point-counterpoint)

[Annie Where-but-here]

I think of him as a very capable guitarist and ghost, too! Saw them play in LA a ways back. A new band opened for them - Guns 'n Roses. I still have the t-shirt - the Steel Wheels tour!

[poker]

Gimme Stroller

[billb]

PirateBoy, the old rumor was that the lads had a doc that would change out their blood with groupie blood every week, so they trash their own bodies, but the damage went away in the old blood, and the young-stuff blood pumping threw their veins keeps them going forever. You and I will pass on but M and K will live to be 1111

[ligirl]

the very cold turkey

[queensbee]

careful you dont fall outta that tree, man.

[funny man]

First a kiddie book.

Then a gig for PBS as a "health consultant" who also
sings or plays...

Then political office...
???
Weirder things people have happened...