I made it back to Miami for the weekend, which was nice because Miami looked like this:
Today I leave for the Western (or "Death") Leg of the book tour, starting with an event at 7 tonight at the University of Denver, which I am guessing is in Denver. On Tuesday and Wednesday I'll be in Seattle for events at the University Book Store (Tuesday at 7:30) and Third Place Books (Wednesday at 7).
Thursday evening at 7 I'll be in Oakland at A Great Good Place for Books. On Friday I'll do two events: At noon I'll be in Corte Madera at Book Passage, along with my brother Sam; and at 8 I'll be at Copperfield's in Petaluma.
On Monday, March 17 -- St. Patrick's Day -- I will be somewhere lying facedown in a gutter.
On Tuesday, March 18, at 7 p.m. I'll be at a Left Bank Books event at Maryville University, near St. Louis.
On Wednesday, March 19, I'll be in Louisville for a 7 p.m. event at the Louisville Public Library.
Pray for me.
p.s. Thanks to everybody who has come out on the tour. The events have been great, thanks to you.