HE WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA TRICYCLE LICENSE

A naked man riding a tricycle was arrested and charged with being under the influence of cocaine Tuesday evening, police said.

(Thanks to Barbara A, Charles Cates and Bill Jones)

Comments

[Loudmouth]

In baseball this is called a triple play (or is that hitting for the tri-cycle).

[ubetcha]

"Jermaine Jones, a 31-year-old from Trenton, was found naked under a stairwell, chewing glass and cigarette tobacco...

I'm thinking it may have been a little heavier than cocaine. Chances are he was complete off his meds.

[JG]

Was he arrested for pedaling?

[Clankazoid]

Don't watch Chris Matthews anymore. Problem solved.

[Marquis de Sade]

I have friends who call this foreplay.

[manual tomato]

I'm pretty sure the neighbor, Sheeba the filthy bar girl, has a valid Florida Tricycle License.

[Gargoyle Socks]

I hope they disinfect the seat before they give it back to the child.

[Digger]

Maybe he was chewing grass and tobacco? Darn spellcheck...

[billb]

take it easy with the spammy sites, sht the NJ site sent me 30 fcking cookies and stopped my Puter from functioning for 10 minutes. I can't get those ten min. back can I....