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March 14, 2014

BUILDING A SECOND BATHROOM MIGHT BE EASIER

A domestic confrontation over “not putting the toilet seat down” resulted in the arrest of a North Dakota man for allegedly roughing up his sister, who had complained about his bathroom habits...

 (Thanks to Ralph K. and Ryan Jentzsch, who must be REALLY bored)

Related story, thanks to Unholy Slacker

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Reminds me of a sequence in the Sherman's Lagoon comic where the guys had to use the womens' lagoon restroom for a few days while theirs was out of order:

"Their toilet paper is mounted to the wall."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

He's charged with felony interfering with a phone during an emergency call. The (fish poop)!

Hi this is Ryan. I am REALLY bored. So I share my golden nuggets of insanity I find on the Internet with all of you who I assume are also REALLY bored.

Maybe there was a method in that Sochi two toilet madness after all.

Countin' flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playin' solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one
Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me I've nothin' to do

Last night I dressed in tails, pretended I was on the town
As long as I can dream it's hard to slow this swinger down
So please don't give a thought to me, I'm really doin' fine
You can always find me here, I'm havin' quite a time....

It's been said that humanity is the planet's most highly evolved species. One wonders about that sometimes.

They don't need the police. They need parents.

That's a neighbor to my kids ... no, so far it's not contagious ...

One has to ask, if the female of the species feels free to demand that we males remember to put the seat down, why don't they also feel free to remember to look to see if the seat is down?

Hah hah hah. Domestic violence. Violence against women is always a laff riot.

Guess he really pulled her chain.

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