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February 09, 2014

YOU KNOW IT HAD A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

Satirists Arseny Bobrovsky and Katya Romanovskaya, who have achieved celebrity status in Russia after being revealed as the duo behind the hugely popular @KermlinRussia spoof Twitter account, woke up on Monday last week to find the 200lb penis chained to their BMW.

Penis

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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The Russian version of the Ford Probe.

Actually this is what Beemer drivers think of the Prius. (Oh and me too!)

"Is there a problem, Comrade?"

I'll take "Things I Didn't Need to See on Sunday Morning" for $200 please, Alex.

Hello... Onstar...?

Crocodile Dundee (admiringly), "Now that's a dick."

Life-size replica of Putin's putz...

I think it should be legal to leave one of these whenever somebody drives like a d!ck. Pretty soon people would think they were standard equipment on Audis.

You know if you put this in the yard, maybe hung some plants on it or a bird feeder, you'd have a nice little lawn ornament there!

Ncindy, you could bring it inside, wire it up for a light socket, and put a shade on it. Sort of a complimentary piece to a "Fragile".

Yes, whether indoors or out, there's no problem with this being a well hung accessory.

Somewhere in the world, there is a 3000 pound (Stones?) statue of David going "Ow! Ow! Ow!"

Is that Bobrovsky any relation to the goaltender?

I don't know. Point it the other way, and you've got yourself a great ram.

A cut off horse's head was too subtle?

ya just never know where that wienermobile will turn up next . . .

Even equipped with veins going through it too. A bit large but life like

This is the Russian equivalent of the Denver boot.....the Putin Putz.

And note that it's circumcised

This isn't what I expected to get when I ordered a windshield washer from J C Whitey.

Captain's log...

Oooh captain, my captain...

It's rare for a parked car in Russia to have anything added. Comrades routinely take removable items, such as windshield wipers, with them before leaving the car unattended.

Dave knew he was missing something....

Wow I have never seen a BMW with the prick on the OUTSIDE

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