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February 02, 2014


A motivational video released by Brigham Young University–Idaho has garnered attention online for urging students to identify friends they think are masturbating too much to religious officials, and comparing the gesture to rescuing a fellow soldier during war.

(Thanks to Charles Cates)


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Once again, it is demonstrated: you don't have to be a genius to run a Mormon university.

- 'masturbating too much to religious officials' ? ?


@ 3:25 it looks more like a
'brokeback mountain/i want you in my foxhole' kinda moment


Do it for The Gipper.

Wait - wrong reference.

“If you need to, talk to your bishop,”
Sorry, he's being flogged at the moment.

Just to validate their analogy, the religious officials need to spend some time in Iraq.

What's this all over my books again?

"Suddenly, the scene shifts to a battlefield, with the porn-addled young man trapped in the crossfire and the roommate torn between helping him and staying behind safe cover."

Helping him to do what?

Yeah, Salt Lake City has the highest use rate of on-line porn in the country, so it is apparent that they have a major problem. Could it be that the little Mormon girls are so butt ugly that the kids are saving their date money and spanking the monkey rather than trying to get into their enchanted speedos?

Damn, I am betting that life in the stake is pretty grim if they are having witch hunts for those that are chokin' the chicken and loping their mule!

Send too many young women on mission at 19 and the law of unintended consequences kicks in. Supply and demand and all that.

We are strong
No one can tell us we're wrong
Touching our parts for so long
Both of us knowing
Self-love is a battlefield

Wonder if any of those fine administrators ever actually did drag a wounded comrade off a battlefield? They might not be so glib about it.

Is it just a coincidence the video lasts approximately four minutes?

I'd carry a fellow soldier. But putting a horny young mormon male across my back? I don't think so.

*wonders what the definition of "too much" is*

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