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February 14, 2014

THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF EMERGENCY FOR WHICH 911 WAS CREATED

Man calls 911 because his wife’s jacket zipper got stuck

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

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OMG. If it was that much of an emergency he could of just gotten a pair of scissors and started cutting. Maybe she panicked.
Happy Valentine's Day Dave!

of course, it might have been stuck on some vital, er, organ or something.....

"No, I mean my wife's zipper is stuck...in a wood chipper!"

THAT would be a valid reason to call 911...or the Fargo PD.

Of course she panicked.. Zippers can sense fear!

"I want 911 here immediately."

Brilliant! I guess he thought it was like one of those State Farm (tm) commercials.

There is no shame. Where have all the real men gone? Where have all the real power tools gone?

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