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February 13, 2014


The prime minister of New Zealand has declared that he is not a reptile.

(Thanks to Ralph)


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Birth certificate?

Isn't that universally agreed to be synonymous with "politician"?

Can we get a response from Mitch on the overwhelming evidence that he is, in fact, a turtleoid?
Or, as I described the tiny brown balls found in my daughter's diaper: a turdle?

You know those shape-shifting alien reptiles have the medical community under their (possibly) webbed feet.

I smell a conspiracy. Or possibly bacon. It's early.

Has Geico heard about this yet...?

haaaa clankie. but what about the members of congress. maybe they would also need to declare what they are not. that's a pretty wide variety, too.

Was it put to a Parliament test?

Politician speaks with forked tongue.

Very useful when eating, though, since you don't need to use your hands.

He's been to a doctor and a vet just to make sure, but Prime Minister John Key is adamant he's not a shapeshifting reptilian alien.

Of course, what else would he say?

This explains Michelle Bachmann, John Boehner and Rue Paul!!

Of course, there is NO explanation for Sheila Jackson Lee.


He is no shapeshifting reptilian alien; he is simply a politician. The confusion is understandable.

Mr. Key, I served with a shape-shifting reptilian alien. I knew a shape-shifting reptilian alien. A shape-shifting reptilian alien was a friend of mine. Sir, you're no shape-shifting reptilian alien.

Wait. Is he a lawyer? It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a political man in possession of a law license, must be in secret, a snake. Or not so secret

That'll hurt his chances for re-election.

Note: his denial of being a reptile did not include a claim that he is a human being.

Muslims from Kenya always deny their reptilianism.

"Very clever. He denies he is a reptile, but he did
NOT deny being reptilian." __Arte Johnstone, investigative thoerist

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