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February 28, 2014

REAL ESTATE PROFESSIONAL OF THE WEEK

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Real Estate Professional of the Week.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Contact Jack for getting back in touch.

Something about this guy rubs me the wrong way.

"So, who's your real estate agent?"
"Jack Hoff."
"Well! #$%* you too!"

Shake, podner!

He used to laugh at the kid whose name was Jack Knopf.

He should open a massage parlor.

And during the great recession, that's exactly what he did.

Dealing with him ensures a happy ending.

Whenever we filled out a Delaney Card (anybody remember those?) at school someone would write in "Dick Hertz". And we'd wait for the new teacher to call out "who's Dick Hertz?"

"See Jack's Full Profile." Pass, thanks.

Haven't seen Jack's full profile, but being a man, it's probably familiar.

Howard, I don't remember Delaney Cards, but in the Bangor, ME radio market all the kids knew where Mr. Hertz lived. Lots of requests and dedications went out to Dick Hertz from Holden.

PG: Say hi to Jeeves for me.

Dear Mr Hoff,

You don't know me, but I have spent a virtual lifetime being intimately acquainted with you. I'm writing to ask you to give me a hand with something.

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