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February 11, 2014

NORWAY: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

Can of fermented fish, stuck in roof eave, is raising a cabin's roof

News of a "disarmament" of the can set for Feb. 18, involving fermented herring expert Ruben Madsen of Sweden's Surstomming Academy, has caused hundreds of people to notify Haugen they intend to watch in person, the Swedish news website TheLocal.se reported.

"Fermented herring expert?"

(Thanks to Omniskeptic, Ralph and Not My Usual Alias)

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Which is fermented - the herring or the expert?

Inquiring bloggeristas want to know.

"Hey Sven, how many did you have anyway?"

"I lost count, but believe me - I'm totally fermented."

'Fish sauce' is made from fermented anchovies. An anchovy strikes fear into any herring even if the fish hasn't bathed in six months.

Most guys, when fermented, are experts at raising the roof.

And if your herring ever gets stuck, the best thing to use to free it is a herring aid.

“We had three cans. We ate two and my husband took the third and put it up under the roof because we had eaten enough. Then he forgot about it.”

Reasonable?

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ?

See the løveli lakes.

The wøndërful telephøne system.

And mäni interesting furmented hërring cans.

Insert hard of herring joke here.

Ralph:
An old man was wondering if his wife had a herring problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her chair. He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response.
He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?" Still, there was no response. Finally, he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"
She replied, "For the third time, yes!"

" Some fermented herring might come spurting out when we open it..."

This is the part during the horror movie when the audience yells " Don't do it ! "

France is on high alert.

This sounds like a story Rose Nylund would tell on Golden Girls.

Honey, the surströmming almost ready.

Isn't there a scene in Alien where a can of fermented herring comes out of William Hurt's chest?

SNORK MOTW

What? I can't herring you.

We he finally got to use his College Degree in something he was trained for. Now to wait another 23 years for the next one.

Should be well not we.

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