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February 06, 2014

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING

Former wrestler and Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura says he has gone “off the grid” in Mexico to avoid drones knowing where he is.

(Thanks to Loudmouth and Jeff Meyerson)

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To me he is the biggest drone.

1. Why would anyone want to find him?
2. If we did want to find him, our drones could count the hairs on his butt...not that anyone would want to.
3. there is no #3

He has never been the same gentle, soft spoken man since being piledrove into the Governor's mansion parking lot by The Proletariat Boar of Moldova.

that's not everything he is off of.....

nursecindy tells me he has undoubtedly taken one too many blows to the head. Trust her, she's a medical professional.

Yeah, we know. He spends most of his time watching "Days of Our Lives" and wandering around at night in a tutu. Oops. Um, forget I said that. Erase, erase. Do over.

Drones ain't here, man.

(Jesse, it doesn't take a drone to figure out why you're there.)

I checked my Paranoid Conspiracy Theorist Checklist (the PCTC) that tucks conveniently in a pocket inside my tinfoil hat and, sure enough, item #12 says to periodically check in with the media to let them know you're off the grid.

He apparently avoided a response to the question of how he could be "off the grid" if he's got internet ...

Easy-Peasy ... it happens on TV Crime shows all the time ... they can't find a person, and can't and can't and can't ... until ... they CAN!

OOPS, Jesse ... yer day is comin' ...

He said he went "off the grid" - I would say he "went off his medication", or "off his rocker".

He could have saved himself trouble by just getting a singing bass.

If I were his neighbor, I'd invest in a remote control plane or helicopter just to discourage him from walking around the neighborhood.

Ave atque vale !

Row us out to Desenzano,
To your Sirmione, row!
So they rowed, and there we landed,
Off the grid, as now you know.

Ventura’s Mexican Adventure (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Drones Ventura, I’ve gone “off the grid,”
In his USA drone-dodging bid,
Making sure no one knows
Where he is. Won’t disclose!
It’s his latest please-watch-his-show bid.

Ventura's Mexican Adventure

Drones? Nah, he's making himself scarce because he knows he's gonna lose his asinine lawsuit against Chris Kyle's widow.

How about Christie and Ventura in 2016? The thug n' punchy show!

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