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February 25, 2014

HE CRACKED THE CASE

Marrero man shot in buttocks arrested after doctor finds cocaine in his clenched cheeks, authorities said

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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ew. don't you stick that up your nose?

ew.

Moral of the story? "Unclenching before ER is always a good thing."

Sumbuddy shot him, and turning the other cheek din't werk?

Dang ... it's not good, when that happens ...

Shot in one cheek and clenching the other?
How does that work?

He sounded pretty cheeky.

Too bad it wasn't crack. Might have gotten by with the plumbers exception.

Someday, there will be a "nursery rhyme" limerick about the crack in the crack.

But don't ask me. I don't write that stuff.

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