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February 10, 2014

BECAUSE SHARING PIPES IS DANGEROUS. AS OPPOSED TO SMOKING CRACK, WHICH IS FINE.

Canada now has crack pipe vending machines.

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

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I thought smoking was bad for your health? If they sell crack pipes, why not tobacco pipes?

gee mikey you must be kinda stupid to make such an arrogant comment, why don't you start by reading the article to the end and maybe you say something that takes a little thought instead of inappropriate rhetoric. Golly do you mean crack is bad? Everybody knows that already. dummass

Troll alert!

gee evil roy, you must be kinda stupid to make such an arrogant comment, why don't you start by reading the article to the end and maybe you say something that takes a little thought instead of inappropriate rhetoric.
And it might help you not to be so snarky on what is usually such a good-natured forum.

Once in a while one slips by the bouncer.

And now: (steps to the microphone) Ahem. Rob Ford joke.

Thank you.

25 cents Canadian? What a bargain! That's only 23 cents American. Is the crack similarly cheap?

Am I the first to notice that Judy should be fired? Because Piples...

Thank you, Rob Ford.

Piples...piples who need piples...

I was going to ask what a piple was, until I read the article - what's 'inahalation'? Is that like what Clinton didn't do?

And yes, cracked pipes are very dangerous. You could get a splinter or cut.

Crap... Judy fixed the piples. Now I look stupid(er).

I should have taken a screenshot.

Somebody needs a bikini wax.....

Somehow I am surprised this didn't start in Toronto.

When featuring a product name, one should also include the trademark symbol and disclaimer.

Pyrex® is a registered trademark of Corning Incorporated

Proud manufacturers of crack pipes and head shop gear

*SMACKS THE SH!T* out of evil roy. MikeyVA, about the bikini wax. I think we should first soften him up with some hot (boiling) oil. I'm a little cranky today because they just said we're suppose to get 4"-6" of snow tomorrow and Wednesday.

Nursecindy,

Thank you for having my back!

I heard about the snow. This has been a really rough winter and I keep playing "Here comes the sun" by the Beatles in honor or their 50th and because I am tired of the cold as well.

The school system is gong crazy, Wouldn't be surprised if they they will be having school on Sundays to make up the time!

They are also goIng crazy.

I want to know how Vancouver beat Miami to this.

At the risk of being hated by American schoolkids, why don't they Skype school?

We could even Vine this blog. Everyone could videotape their jokes, and judi could post the little videos. Happy, happy Monday.

The filename still has piples.

And the RSS entry:

BECAUSE SHARING PIPLES IS DANGEROUS. AS OPPOSED TO SMOKING CRACK, WHICH IS FINE.
by Dave via Dave Barry's Blog

Canada now has crack pipe vending machines.

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

If you guys are going to give him a bikini wax, I'd suggest some anal bleaching to complete the project. Nobody messes with my (state) neighbor, Mikey.

I thought smoking was bad for your health? If they sell crack pipes, why not tobacco pipes ?

(When evil roy responds...its up to you NC. Take'em down !)

Just let me at him LeDud.

Don't feed the squirrel.

@oneblankspace - Whew! So, will Judy be fired twice? Once for Piples and once for trying to cover it up?

Judi will be rehired for her troll-killing skills. tweetywill will be fired for misspelling judi's name.

crap...

That awkward moment when you make fun of someone's spelling mistake with one of your own.

I am going home now. My work here is done.

Rob Ford HAS been out in Vancouver, and now we know why. This is probably the sponsor for his new Ford Nation Show, coming your way on YouTube.

It's ok, tweety. Just buy her a glass of wine next time you see her.

"Inhalation supplies?"
I miss George Carlin

Annie, I Skyped school once and got caught and was grounded for 2 weeks.

Thanks WV!

(adds anal bleaching to list)

Yes, the winter has been awful. In fact, yesterday was the first time in the last ten days the temperature didn't reach 80.

*ducks and runs*

No, seriously. We were thrilled to get out of the Northeast for the insane but definitely warm Sunshine State.

We are ALL hating you right now.

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