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January 17, 2014

WE'RE STARTING TO THINK OF THE KUZBASS REGION AS THE FLATHEAD COUNTY OF RUSSIA

In a town of Berezovsky, the Kuzbass region, a house thief was arrested, who lost his jaw while leaving the scene of the crime.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

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What a jaw dropping story! I'm still not sure why he needed the drill though.

the jawbone off an ass strikes again

Prosthetic jaw opened for... etc. etc.

....opened for the Amblin' Mandibles.

...or the Ramblin' Chins.

He must've been speechless. Or tongue-tied, depending on how he landed.

Sinatra was from Hoboken near the Kuzbass region. Maybe it was his jaw that was Hoboken and replaced with a prosthetic Kuzbass.

He lost his prosthetic jaw in the snow?

WTFBBQ? I defy Flathead to top that story.

Town Motto-
"Kuzbass how ve rrrroll, comrades!"

I hate when that happens.

"Kuzb" means "Jack" in Russian.

How'd he say it?
Aik iss?

"Kuzb" is Russian for "Jack".

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