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January 30, 2014

WE NEED TO BAN IT

Dog Urine Fuels Standoff

(Thanks to funny man)

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Ok, that's a disappointing headline.
end an armed standoff which police believe was fueled by alcohol and an argument with a friend over how to discipline a dog that urinated in the man's apartment.

Most urine stains can be removed with a simple combination of baking soda, bleach, a flamethrower and moving to another town. There is absolutely no need for violence.

The reporter seems confused as to whether the standoff fueled by alcohol or dog urine. Perhaps it was Michelob Ultra Pomegranate Raspberry beer. I get those two confused sometimes, too.

"Troopers believe Palmeri may have been passed out during part of the standoff."

Cop 1: I hear snoring. Should we wake him?
Cop 2: Nah. I need the overtime.

Dog Urine Fuels may be just the energy resource that this country needs.

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