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January 30, 2014

WE CAN QUIT ANY TIME, YOU HEAR? WECANQUITANYTIME!!!!!

Experts Warn Of ‘Caffeine Use Disorder’

(Thanks to coscolo)

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I've cut way back ... really ... besides, I only drink coffee to get warm ... in the winter ... and to cool off ... in the summer ... that's science ... y'all could look it up ... really ...

"...people are suffering withdrawl symptoms."

Is that like when Southerners quit drinkin' coffee?

I swear, Officer, I don't know how that got in my car! I just drove up to this, um, window, and a woman handed it to me! That's not MY latte!

Annie,
I dunno but I suspect it is just a mistake caused by typing the story before the morning coffee had a chance to kick in.

You'll get my cup of coffee when you pry it from my cold, dead, shaky fingers.

I feel the need for coffee beans.

With enough caffeine, nursecindy, I don't think they'd be able to get it even then.

"I'll have the double coco-latte-rigor-mortis-mochachino. Easy on the whip."

It's like my mom used to say: "It's easy to quit drinking coffee. I've done it hundreds of times."

Here's the test.

Or wiggle your way unscathed through a wood chipper.

I know I've reached my daily limit when my eyeballs start buzzing, usually about the 16th cup of regular or one cup of Starbucks.

So pretty much every AA meeting is just a bunch of addicts getting their fix?

I would post an amusing comment if I had not quit coffee three weeks ago. Headaches just subsiding, but not gone yet. Longest hangover ever.

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