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January 07, 2014

UPDATE ON THE WORLDWIDE EPIDEMIC OF WOMEN OUT OF CONTROL

A Seattle resident told officers he was suffering from cold feet after three women attacked him with fireworks and stole his shoes on New Year's Eve, according to the Seattle Police Department.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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He was missing more than his shoes...

Cue the 'cold feet' cavalcade of puns!

When shoes are stolen, all women are suspects.

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