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January 09, 2014

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What 10 books should you read this winter?

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Nice blue bookcover, Dave.

Well, this sounds interesting Dave. I suppose you wrote this as a protective father and wisdom for your daughter as she gets older. "You Can Date Boys When Your Forty". Sounds interesting. I wonder what the other topics are that you claim to know very little about. I will have to get to put in my bookcase that is full of your books.

You're excused for tooting.

Dave wrote a book?

I've pre-ordered Dave's book and I can't wait to get it. The library said if I called them one more time about this book they were going to take away my library card.

Well, I did see one that piqued my interest.

NC -- the key is to disguise your voice and combine your questions. Tell them your name is Calvin and use a French accent to say you are researching bad words in English to throw the reference librarians off your scent.

is there a horn involved, or is this some other kind of tooting?

With nicer hair than Robin Roberts and Chelsea Handler combined...if that's possible. To combine them, that is.

I'm surprised Dostoyevsky's "Crime and Punishment" wasn't on the list.

Dave's been promoted to "Humor Overlord"?

I thought I felt a disturbance in the Force last night...

Neurological tracking reveals that Dave's new-book toots go directly through my spinal cord to the Amazon.com One-Click Pre-Order Instinct.

He's not the only Humor Overlord, though. He has to share the title with Chelsea Handler.

I don't know who she is, but she dresses well when hanging around with elephants. That speaks well of her, I think.

Libraries in Auckland, New Zealand do NOT have Dave's new book. And the so-called United Nations does nothing. Note: I fired a warning shot, but they still didn't order it.

No comic books...?

Do I smell strumpetage?

Humor Overlord, I love that!

For something totally original, try my new novel about building a floating city!
It is an easy interesting read, with lots of ideas, and animals that have telepathy,
[like your cat...]

https://www.createspace.com/4097655

Yer darn tootin'!

LeDud - Crime and Punishment is now shelved in the Travel section. Under Florida.

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