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January 08, 2014


Idiot Tapes Firecrackers to his Face

(Thanks to Will Dooley)

Update: Related moron here.

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve)


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The young John Candy.


Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Neither is lipless.

Is he available for the 4th of July?

Is he a politician? He has to be a politician.
Shooting his mouth off like that.

He shot his mouth off?

Why was he allowed to do something such as this? No wonder the news always feels the need to tell people how to live their life and always what to do. Scary people like this prompts them for their actions.

Some day he will graduate to beer pong.

I wonder if he lost a bet?

He lost his lips but gets a million hits on Youtube. He's probably happy with that. Unfortunately, there are thousands of young people who would, and probably will, go for the same deal. Darwin is working overtime.

I have nothing but the deepest respect and admiration for this incredibly brave and daring young man.

I also think the moon is a projection, that sharks love to be kissed, and all of our dreams are being recorded by the N SA.

The odds against being stupid enough to tape firecrackers to your face and yet smart enough to operate tape must be astronomical.

Someone's got to do it for science.

If he goes into politics, he can't say, "Read my lips: no new taxes!"

Meanie - the NSA is welcome to my dreams. Less interesting than TV golf.

Which is more idiotic?

Lighting firecrackers on your own head or sitting still while someone...no, two people...light firecrackers on your head.

I don't even think the first guy had anyone to hold his beer.

[waiting for nursecindy to provide comparative case studies and professional perspective]

Phil: In his case, wouldn't it now be "Read my lip"?

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