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January 19, 2014

THERE'S A LOT OF PAPERWORK

Donating Orgasms to Science

(Thanks to Greg "Give until it hurts" Snow and John "I'm keeping mine, thanks" Gregory)

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You know what they say: the more you put in, the more you get out.

I've had 7 or 8 MRIs myself, and I can't think of a less conducive environment. Isn't this maybe a Google Glass app?

I have been honored with the "Lifetime Master Donator" designation.

I bet the orals part of her dissertation will be rough.

*goes to the head of the class*

Not to brag, but even with all the paperwork I never considered myself a cognitive researcher.

I Could Think Myself To Orgasm opened for Leon Redbone.

I gave at the office.

You'll go Blind, ya know.

Thank you! Come again!

>>I wear a number of hats in the lab. <<

I knew this would get kinky.

Dear Dave,

Just a though - maybe one of you're colleges could teach this ?

Here's a quarter ... If ya can't come, call ...

So, these organ donor cards are a misprint?

"Armed with a Xanax tucked into my bra just in case...."

Is that FDA approved?

"The astounding gaps in the scientific literature about all things sexual are what motivate me to get up in the morning."

Whatever rocks your boat, Honey.

I called a while ago to volunteer and they said they had enough. Imma gonna have to call 'em back pretty soon.

How can u possibly have enough of those? Grab a beer, catch your breath and get back to it.

I'm worried that I may be outsourced.

Nope, I just got through on their 800 number, they still got enough for a while.

"a laborious, pain-staking process that has taken years to learn."

Pain-staking. Yeah, that would be it.

Ah. Now I understand the article about dong stakes.

men: realize your holding gain & liquidate your assets
- donate your stimulus package to washington

As a Real Scientist, taking a Xanax would invalidate her results. Unless she's studying a whole group who are taking Xanax before, umm, ...

Also, launched the purple dildo across the room?? Sounds like someone we'd like to meet... ;)

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