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January 16, 2014

SHOW HER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER

Give her kale.

(Thanks to MOTW)

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do it and she'll most like use it to kale you

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy...

Life has gotten just too confusing. Roses and vegetables?

I wanted an international flair this year so I'm going Swiss Chard and roses..

Rutabaga is my choice for love inducting gifts.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you give her kale
To the sofa with you.

At $175, I think I could spring for a nooner at a local establishment

$9.95 extra for a side of balsamic vinaigrette.

An arrangement with roses and kale
Beats out chocolate and doilies for sale.
You can tell her you love her
and think so much of her
With flowers and fiber for a whale.

As a amateur gardener, since kale is a brassica, look out for Cabbage moths, cutworms, cabbage maggots. Use an organic pesticide called baccillus theri....something or other.

Didn't Patrick Henry say that? Give me liberty or give me ...

No, no ... I believe that was Nathan Kale.


*sends Omni a bouquet of ... you know ... for the setup*

For a truly Southern bouquet, may I suggest the same, but with collard greens?

Kale is OK for an ornament. Just so I don't have to eat it.

Can they make this with kudzu instead of kale? A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

I'd rather have jewelry.

Mares eat oats
And does eat oats,

and little lambs eat ivy.

A kid will eat ivy, too...

In Colorado it's legal to smoke it now.

Kale: the gift that doesn't even start giving.

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