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January 28, 2014

RELATIONSHIP OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Woman wishes to undo kidney donation to allegedly cheating husband

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

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Reduce. Reuse. Reload.

I'd rip it out of him with my bare hands just forget about it and move on.

NC, control yourself. We trust you, but methinks Obamacare won't cover any of it....

Whoa! THAT'S kinky - she's basically with him while he cheats.

... wonder if we could come up with a little blue tooth "switch" to turn it (the kidney) off?

"Despite what Samantha believes, I've never been with her friend. I just helped train her dog."

More like Samantha just helped train his dog. (IYKWIM)

Bummer when your own kidney cheats on you.

ode to the lambs

♪ Your bleatin' heart will make you weep
You'll cry and cry and try to sleep
But sleep won't come the whole night through
Your cheatin' heart will tell on you
When tears come down like fallin' rain
I WANT MY KIDNEY BACK AGAIN ! ! !
I gave my organ once to you
But You gave YOURS - to someone new!
You 'trained her dog' : that's what you say
But did YOU 'Come' and 'sit' . . . and stray ? ? !
You dropped your pants -
no second chance !
Your cheatin' heart will tell on you

ligirl, I think Hank rolled over inside his silver coffin, but I am in awe.

fantastic ligirl.
and i cant top that - but it is sort of like being unpregnant as you hold the new baby.

I would donate a kidney to Hank William any day of the week and train his dawg.

Hell hath no fury like a one-kidney-woman.

Ligirl, you rock. That exactly captures her pathos.

Kudos to ligirl -- awesome!

Testing. Testing. Are we banned again?

Alternate chorus:
'Your cheatin' part..'

I sent my sinuses to Arizona,
I sent my liver to Peru,
I sent my lungs and my kidney for the summer to Sydney,
But I'm sendin' my heart to you....

-- George Carlin

I teleported home one night
With Ron and Sid and Meg
Ron stole Meggie's heart away
And I got Sidney's leg

- Douglas Adams

*Major organ chord for ligirl*

I think ligirl has written the next song for Weird Al.

Well aren't people special? Lilgirl you do have a way with words

Careful, Ladies, or Adam will repo his rib.

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