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January 25, 2014


The worlds most high tech bra which only unhooks on detecting true love


(Thanks to Janice Gelb)


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(In a higher voice):
I'm in LOVE!
Or I saw a snake!
One of them!
Somebody pick my bra up!

Wouldn't it be better if the smartphone just gave you an electric shock everytime you started to do something that you'll regret later?

Does the lady have to click on a porn site when she wants to take a bath?

So you can't take the dang thing off until you find true love? Or a spider?

What if you get home from work and you just want to go to sleep?

And if you see your true love in public, does the thing just 'release the puppies' right there?

A dyslexic walks into a bra... and can't get out.

Great opportunity for a hacker.

'tt is only when a woman falls in true love does she get excited enough for the Adrenal Mellula to secrete Catechlomine'

attention Hallmark:

won't you be my valentine
& i'll secrete catechlomine ?

your love for me forever ensures
catechlomine, i'll catechloyours


I'm hoping they mean adrenal medulla, 'cause if not I've all these years been missing a body part I didn't know existed.

Next, press and hold ctrl-alt-delete ... What do you mean, where's the keyboard? You're looking at it. Sir, are you running on a Mac or a Windows machine? A "woman"? Is that one of those Linux variants? I don't think we support that. Have you tried turning it off and on again? You say that's what you're trying to do? Ah, I think I need to put you through to level 3 support.

So the presence of Elvis is not the only cause for this kind of unsaddling effect?

Note the Bluetooth symbol in the illustration. That means this whole thing will involving pairing your devices.

Hey, pair this device, woodja?

Sounds off like an air raid siren when she spots a Whitman's sampler.

Made possible by boobtooth.

There's a slap for that.

*Snorks* to all!

The thing on the left is an iphone? I thought it was the man's version. No market for that I guess.

Dear Ladies. Please attach these sensors to your lady bits and your smart phone. What could possibly go wrong?

This is funny. So your out in public and whoops sorry dude but it came off. Simply takes the mystery out of foreplay

I hate those bras with the latch in front. When I was a teenager I spent valuable minutes trying, unsucessfuly to unhook the bra at the back. The girl just loughed me off.

The phone ap looks like the HAL 9000 computer from 2001. If it was such a stickler about opening those pod bay doors, good luck getting in there.

People already mentioned showering or changing. But also just walking down the street and bumping into your boyfriend would be incredibly awkward, and there it would be working correctly.

No more awkward than if it didn't.

If girls started wearing these, it would become easier to judge if they are into you or not ;-)

Wouldn't it, though?

Did your bra malfunction, or are you happy to see me?

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