ONE BY ONE WE ARE LOSING OUR SACRED CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS

Fargo Man Arrested For Clearing Snow With Flamethrower

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Comments

[Fred Key]

What, are ALL the cops in Fargo women?

[Jeff Meyerson]

We ,ight as well shred the Constitution right now and be done with it.

[MOTW]

I am shocked (shocked!) that you-know-what wasn't mentioned or involved.

Mr. Fox was heard to say, "Here, hold my beer" before unleashing holy hell upon the mountain of ice. Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock, flamethrower.

[Annie Where-but-here]

I'm quite sad, boo-hoo, that it's 70 degrees here so we can't make use of this.

[queensbee]

i thought everyone there did that.

[Not My Usual Alias]

When I come home tonight, I'll have to ask "Honey, where is the flamethrower?" and see how the family reacts.

[JaniceG]

Y'all know that this is a hoax, right? ("Most articles are a product of my imagination.")

[Clankazoid]

YOU try to live in Fargo and maintain your sanity.

[oneblankspace]

Key quote from the About page:

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[Loudmouth]

Da Man.

[padraig]

This has got to be fake. Nobody would ever get arrested for using a flamethrower in NoDak. Not just for snow removal, for ANYthing.

[Bob]

Can I use his flamethrower while he's away?

[billb]

the man should start up a biz, 'snow gone in 30 seconds', Bet he makes some dough.

[MazarLarry]

You're supposed to pile the snow up so dogs can pee on it; sheesh!