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I was thinking those gold ones would work with Mitch Albom's Elvis routine should the RBR's ever get back together.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 17, 2014 at 10:53 AM
Cue the Barry Manilow pictures.
Posted by: MikeyVA | January 17, 2014 at 10:58 AM
Nope, sorry, only works for Robin Hood's Men.
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | January 17, 2014 at 11:00 AM
Those aren't leggings. These are leggings.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 17, 2014 at 11:12 AM
Those aren't leggings. These are leggings.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 17, 2014 at 11:13 AM
Those aren't leggings. These are leggings.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | January 17, 2014 at 11:15 AM
Mick Jagger would need a belt to hold those up.
Posted by: manual tomato | January 17, 2014 at 11:18 AM
Just the thing for a hipster without a little sister.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 17, 2014 at 11:46 AM
“We saw a real demand for an easy, wearable spandex pant for guys to incorporate into their everyday wardrobes,” they told the Daily News in an email.
Demand? They saw a demand? I'm not seeing a demand. I'm not even seeing a hint of a meekly voiced request. What I'm seeing, in fact, is - to be polite - unsuitable for printing in a dignified forum such as this one.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 17, 2014 at 11:49 AM
Do they come in a cute little plastic egg ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 17, 2014 at 12:01 PM
You see skinny jeans on guys everywhere, and meggings are clearly the next step in that direction.
Yes, and skinny jeans look stupid.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | January 17, 2014 at 12:14 PM
Skinny jeans look illegal on some of us.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 17, 2014 at 12:16 PM
They are just for Beliebers.
Posted by: Larson | January 17, 2014 at 01:24 PM
and again the fashion industry says "d'oh!"
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | January 17, 2014 at 03:41 PM
I repeat - Guys - WTFBBQ?
Real men don't have 'wardrobes.' They have a chair with jeans slung over them. And a couple of t-shirts.
Freakin' citidiots.
*heads back to barn*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 17, 2014 at 04:11 PM
We're getting closer to the vision of the future as shown by science fiction.
http://observationdeck.io9.com/those-spandex-uniforms-on-tng-were-worse-than-you-thoug-1480434755
"Spandex retains odor, so there is a certain part where if you’re wearing them for a long period of time, you can’t really clean all the smell out, and it becomes a little bit annoying. And it also retains the odor of the dry cleaning fluid. It is, on a day-to-day basis, unpleasant."
Posted by: Nate | January 17, 2014 at 04:12 PM
Life is like a Merry-Go-Round. If you stay on long enough, things you've seen before come back around.
Posted by: Steve | January 17, 2014 at 04:21 PM
Grab your wallet and stupidometer when you hear "we saw a market demand for..."
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | January 17, 2014 at 07:37 PM
I will get some when I see Dave wearing them!
Posted by: #billb | January 17, 2014 at 10:00 PM
"There's no reason why guys should resort to squeezing into ladies' leggings..."
I accidentally grabbed a pair of the ex's jeans on "casual Friday" once. ONCE... Boy, was she pi$$ed. I go them stretched out in places she didn't want them stretched. Funny thing was, I didn't notice til that afternoon that they weren't mine (she was an inch taller than me...).
Posted by: HeckSpawn | January 18, 2014 at 04:31 AM