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January 09, 2014

MASTER CRIMINAL OF THE WEEK SO FAR

According to surveillance video uncovered by police, the suspect rammed a Ford Freestyle station wagon with Connecticut plates into the store entrance several times, breaking the glass.  The man entered the store, where he took a banana from a shelf, ate it and then exited the store.

(Thanks to Gargoyle Socks, who says: "Totally worth it. Have you seen the price of bananas lately?") (Also thanks to Ralph)

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If you are going to shatter a store window to steal food, at least take something that is low carb.

Dude should have gone to Trader joe for cheap bananas.

Dumb@ss.

Tarzan does not seem to have aged well.

yes they have no banananananas..

Connecticut is a good place to hide a vehicle with Connecticut plates.

Maybe there's a big mysterious story behind this ? Maybe the BBC will do a Sherlock Holmes story "The Case of the Burgled Banana". One can hope there is meaning in life.

Stealing bananas often enough, while unappeeling to most, would make you a 'regular' thief.

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