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January 14, 2014


Bieber Detained for Felony Egging


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I don't know. Maybe prison is a good thing. He may find true love and a boyfriend in prison.

The egging is a felony because several thousand dollars worth of damage occurred.

When eggs are outlawed, only outlaws will have eggs.

Wait a second...no one sent this in? Dave found it on his own?

That means...(gasp!)...

Dave is a Belieber!

So what do they expect to find with the search warrant, spent egg shells?

Hard-boiled criminals like him need to be taught a lesson.


Sooner or later that useless little douchebag is going to mess with the wrong person who will beat the crap out of him. There have been some obnoxious little twerps come out of the entertainment business, but this little piece of excrement takes the take.

ooops. Meant "cake".

I say we string him up and beat the yolk out of him. I'm sure he'll crack when the police start questioning him.
Annie I refuse to believe that Dave is a Belieber. Although he did mention going to one of his concerts a couple of years ago.

Dave brought this up only to provide a smokescreen to cover his Barry Manilow mania...

Beiber and his dirty dozen will likely be eqquitted and given community service. He's too chicken to be a man.

Elmo, don't be shy: tell us how you really feel.

elmo meant 'eggscrement'


I liked him when He was with The Jackson Five.

I sent it in of course, and I'm sure I was far from the only one who did. There is only one answer:

Biker #2: I say we kill him!
Biker Gang: [shout] Yeah!
Biker #3: I say we hang him, *then* we kill him!
Biker Gang: [shout] Yeah!
Biker #4: I say we stomp him!
Biker Gang: [shout] Yeah!
Biker #4: Then we tattoo him!
Biker Gang: [shout] Yeah!
Biker #4: Then we hang him...!
Biker Gang: [shout] YEAH!'!
Biker #4: And then we kill him!
Biker Gang: [shout] YEAH!'!'!
Pee-wee: [tries to throw voice without moving lips] I say we let him go.
Biker Gang: [shout] NO!'!'!
Biker Mama: [whistles] I say ya let me have him first!
Biker Gang: [break out in raucous laughter]

The neighbor fingered Bieber. And I don't blame him.


Elmo's not wrong. Prosecute the twerp to the fullest extent of the law and then deport him back to Canuckistan.

I really didn't think Bieber had the eggs for that. If he does, I bet they haven't dropped yet.

"Jail is no place to hit puberty, son."

I can honestly say that I don't think I've ever heard one of his songs. He occasionally shows up on my TV screen and I hear a note or two. Not very impressive. Of course I'm not a 13 year old girl either. I'm a 55 year old guy with a snack pack and action zone pants.

I have a "snack sack" not a "snack pack". Back to the geezer bus if I can remember where it is.

I wonder if he learned the technique from his monkey...

I think that he is really still about 12 yrs old

What frosts my shorts (the ones without a curse on 'em) is all the people who think this was a waste of taxpayers' money. This is EXACTLY what I pay taxes for.

Now he's scrambling to stay out of jail.

Just like a good neighbor, Justin ain't there...


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