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January 02, 2014


Florida Man Accused of Attacking Girlfriend With Banana


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Well, clearly this man is in need of self defense training:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w (Monty Python to the rescue)

(And his wife should sign up right away...)

If they break up now, is that a banana split ?

The couple have announced they intend to split.

I thought that case was out on a peel.

Bananas foster hate in marriage.

Well my wife certainly hates them.

Assault and Banana is a serious cream.

Ooooh! And it's Clankazoid by a split second.

There is no reason for a civilian to possess one of those things.

Wow! Monthy Python was ahead by 40 years!

Roberto, even so, who is that good now? Python is for the ages!

Because domestic violence is sooooo funny.

The lowly banana - Gallagher's gateway fruit.

This is a mockery of a sham of a travesty of a mockery..

Clearly, he's losing his appeel.

split personality ?

I have friends who call that foreplay.

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