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January 07, 2014


A fraternity in Ohio has been kicked off campus after a hazing incident cost one of its pledges a testicle.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)


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Gamma Phi Gamma is the Greek abbreviation for "Go Phind a Gonad."

Hmmmm .... a "towel fashioned as a weapon".

Cannon towel?

Are we talking wet or dry towels here? 'Cause it like makes somewhat of a difference. So I'm told.

I got revenge on a friend once for doing something similar (but less damaging). He dropped a book and bent over to pick it up. I kicked him from behind right in the goalposts. He did a flip, lay there and lamented (first time I knew what that word meant, really).
You should have heard the fuss the librarian made.

Sounds like Mayor Bloomberg's tax policies.

"Thank you sir, may I have another?"

When you consider that tuition cost him an arm and a leg, and that he probably lost his head and drank himself legless before the hazing and gave the towel dude the finger after, Tyler Lawrence is in danger of disappearing completely.

Give a hand to PG.

Pledging a Testicle opened for Sting. Twice.

*Snork!* for PG13.

Mr. Lawrence is also believed to be unhip, unarmed,and spineless, and didn't have the stomach for it.

Pledge weak - joining a fraternity takes balls.

what a pansie, it was a towel punk. suck it up and have another shot of moonshine. Plus the fracking hospital is trying to rake money off anything, like going to the vet, hey your dog has a toenail that will be 4000 bucks.

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