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January 10, 2014

COLLEGE

The complaint said Travis Hughes was "highly intoxicated" when he "decided in his drunken stupor that it would be a good idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus on the ATO deck, located on the back of the ATO house."

(Thanks to Ralph)

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No, no, it goes in the other way. The other way!

There was an ad on the same page, encouraging me to "Call Nigeria".

Hello, I'm an American banker, and I need your help in getting 500 cases of Coors out of the country. If you can just send me two hundred and fifty thousand dollars, I will then send you Ted Nugent and ...

Fireworks, alcohol, testosterone. The makings of a model citizen.

Alcohol: the source of many of our greatest memories.
And the reason we can't remember them.

That's where the acronym for FRAT comes from: Fireworks, Ridiculousness, Alcohol, Testosterone.

Still no legal precedent for shoting off your anus...

Evidently gave the wrong answer to the anus-and-bottle-rockets question on the SAT.

Shocked, shocked! To find drinking in this establishment!

Rectum? Darn near killed 'um!
(Thanks to Jeff Foxworthy)

His parents must be so proud of him.

He should buddy up with the fireworks-in-the-mouth genius. A match made in heaven.

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